MANY, MANY, MONSTERS

MANY, MANY, MONSTERS

The Lems
Monster #: 983,954
What Are They: Very cute little creatures that live near the sea.
What Do They Want:To play in the ocean as long as they can.
Can They: Oh no, not a night.
What Happens At Night: That’s when the Lem Eaters come out.
What’s A Lem Eater: That’s a monster for another time.

The Lems

Monster #: 983,954

What Are They: Very cute little creatures that live near the sea.

What Do They Want:To play in the ocean as long as they can.

Can They: Oh no, not a night.

What Happens At Night: That’s when the Lem Eaters come out.

What’s A Lem Eater: That’s a monster for another time.

I’m on vacation for the next week, so there won’t be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I’ve created for Grey Unicorn.
I hope you enjoy them!
Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/crocodile-tears/

I’m on vacation for the next week, so there won’t be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I’ve created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/crocodile-tears/

I’m on vacation for the next week, so there won’t be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I’ve created for Grey Unicorn.
I hope you enjoy them!
Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/its-in-the-title/

I’m on vacation for the next week, so there won’t be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I’ve created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/its-in-the-title/

I’m on vacation for the next week, so there won’t be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I’ve created for Grey Unicorn.
I hope you enjoy them!
Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/in-his-sisters-shadow/

I’m on vacation for the next week, so there won’t be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I’ve created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/in-his-sisters-shadow/

Name: Blegh
Monster #: 2,980
What Is It: A very, very, very old monster.
What Does It Want: For you whippersnappers to keep it down!
Why Is He Nearly Naked: He just doesn’t give a shit anymore.
I Wanna Be Like Him: Me too.

Name: Blegh

Monster #: 2,980

What Is It: A very, very, very old monster.

What Does It Want: For you whippersnappers to keep it down!

Why Is He Nearly Naked: He just doesn’t give a shit anymore.

I Wanna Be Like Him: Me too.

scottlava:

“Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!”

scottlava:

Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!”

Name: Rokk!
Monster #: 85,983
What Is It: An insanely cool monster.
What Does It Want: To be as insanely cool as possible.
How Do I Know He’s Cool: He’s wearing sunglasses.
And: He threw up the Devil Horns! Twice.
Okay, That Is Insanely Cool: I know, right?

Name: Rokk!

Monster #: 85,983

What Is It: An insanely cool monster.

What Does It Want: To be as insanely cool as possible.

How Do I Know He’s Cool: He’s wearing sunglasses.

And: He threw up the Devil Horns! Twice.

Okay, That Is Insanely Cool: I know, right?

Name: Dayupp
Monster #: 34,042
What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.
What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.
Looks Kinda Fun: It does.
What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.
Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.

Name: Dayupp

Monster #: 34,042

What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.

What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.

Looks Kinda Fun: It does.

What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.

Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.

Name: Nug
Monster #: 35,456
What Is It: A really, really, big monster.
How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.
What Does He Want: Friends.
Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.
Sad: Yes.

Name: Nug

Monster #: 35,456

What Is It: A really, really, big monster.

How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.

What Does He Want: Friends.

Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.

Sad: Yes.

Name: The Flying Man
Monster #: 6,584
What Is It: A man who can fly.
What Does He Want: To… fly. Duh.
Wait, How Can A Man Be A Monster: Can you fly?
No: Can Mothra fly?
Yes: So he’s a monster.
I’m Confused: It’s because you’re dumb.

Name: The Flying Man

Monster #: 6,584

What Is It: A man who can fly.

What Does He Want: To… fly. Duh.

Wait, How Can A Man Be A Monster: Can you fly?

No: Can Mothra fly?

Yes: So he’s a monster.

I’m Confused: It’s because you’re dumb.